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  1. 2010/02/27 Laughter of the day - Ah Beng on his first date
  2. 2010/02/25 Laughter of the day - Animal
  3. 2010/02/09 Laughter of the day - Under 18 Movie (2)
  4. 2010/02/09 Laughter of the day - Single or Married ?
  5. 2010/01/22 Laughter of the day - Ah Beng is telling story by number
  6. 2010/01/22 Laughter of the day - Are you going to UK for studying Law? (1)
  7. 2010/01/19 Laughter of the day - Just A Minute
  8. 2009/11/28 Laughter of the day
  9. 2009/11/07 Laughter of the day
  10. 2009/07/06 Why is it imperative to use English in IT‏?

Laughter of the day - Ah Beng on his first date

Posted 2010/02/27 23:50, 分类: Feb'10

Ah Beng went on his first date with Ah Lian.

Ah Lian asked Ah Beng, “ Ah Beng, when we get engaged, will you give me a ring ?”

"Sure",  Ah Beng replied. But you must give me your phone number first if not how to call ?"


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2010/02/27 23:50 2010/02/27 23:50
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Laughter of the day - Animal

Posted 2010/02/25 00:36, 分类: Feb'10

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2010/02/25 00:36 2010/02/25 00:36
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Laughter of the day - Under 18 Movie

Posted 2010/02/09 21:59, 分类: Feb'10
Ah Beng went to the movies with 18 of his friends.

The ticket officer asked Ah Beng, “How many tickets would you like to have ?
Ah Beng replied, “18 please”

The ticket officer was very surprised and said, “Wow ! you must have a lot of friends .”

Ah Beng replied, “ No lah. Because here say Under 18 cannot go in mah …”.


再見再見再見再見再見
2010/02/09 21:59 2010/02/09 21:59
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  1. # 123 2010/02/10 00:38 Delete Reply

    swt~

  2. # johnson 2010/02/10 14:13 Delete Reply

    hahaha~!!

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Laughter of the day - Single or Married ?

Posted 2010/02/09 21:51, 分类: Feb'10

Ah Beng was with his  American and English  friends at a bar in New York. The bartender asks, “What would you like sir ?”


The American replied "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
The Englishman replied : "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."

The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "And what about you , Sir?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

2010/02/09 21:51 2010/02/09 21:51
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Laughter of the day - Ah Beng is telling story by number

Posted 2010/01/22 00:23, 分类: Jan'10
Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
This is what he came up with.

1 fine day I go
2 climb up a
3 beside a apartment to peep. After saw by the couple in the room, I got panic and had a great
4. The man rushed out and had a
5 with me. I run away to
6 for help. End up running into
7 eleven, I grab some
8 and throw at him and pull out a
9 to stab at him. And
10 hor...10 hor .... ....10 .....he die lor...

Then the continuation of the story...

....and 10 hor and 10 hor... I put the
9 back on the shelf and pay the 'ger' for the
8 and left
7-eleven. Next day I 'kor' my boss and say I am
6. He say
5. Tomorrow 'aso' don need to come back
4 work. He 'aso' say go climb a
3 and jump. I don understand. I nice
2 him. But I don know what he
1... .....ai-yah boss hor... very 'cham'
2010/01/22 00:23 2010/01/22 00:23
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Laughter of the day - Are you going to UK for studying Law?

Posted 2010/01/22 00:18, 分类: Jan'10
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say
80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. Hard to
believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next
Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to
immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...

2010/01/22 00:18 2010/01/22 00:18
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  1. # johnson 2010/01/22 19:01 Delete Reply

    haha...

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Laughter of the day - Just A Minute

Posted 2010/01/19 01:05, 分类: Jan'10
An idiot called the airport for flight information.

"How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?” he asked.

"Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied.

"Thank You" he said and hung up.



2010/01/19 01:05 2010/01/19 01:05
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Laughter of the day

Posted 2009/11/28 00:26, 分类: Nov'09
Well, this is a joke I learned recently from South Park.

A : Do you like fish stick?

B : Yea!

A : Do you like putting fish stick in your mouth?

B : Yea, of course!

A : What are you? A gay fish ...

B : @#$%@#%^&*#!

LOL ... Try this on to your friend. But make sure they get the meaning. Oh yay! 音樂
Enjoy the gay laughter.

P/S: Gay means happy too.

Anyway, FYI, gay fish is referred to a person which is extremely ego and causes their own perception of reality being distorted. 



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Laughter of the day

Posted 2009/11/07 17:05, 分类: Nov'09
A good one to laugh out loud. Samy Vellu and his driver, Muniandy, were cruising along a Sungai Siput country road one evening when an old dog loomed in front of the car. Muniandy tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old dog was killed. Samy Vellu told Muniandy to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. 


About an hour later, Muniandy staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.


"What happened?" asked Samy Vellu. 
"Well," Muniandy replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters were so happy they kept kissing me!" 
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Samy Vellu. 
Muniandy replied: "I'm Samy Vellu's driver, and I just killed the old dog".
2009/11/07 17:05 2009/11/07 17:05
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Why is it imperative to use English in IT‏?

Posted 2009/07/06 00:03, 分类: July'09
Why our authority insists on using English for math and science?

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-


Hardware = barangkeras


Software = baranglembut


Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan


Try to translate this:


ENGLISH:


That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.



Now in BAHASA:


Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan..





Now you know...WHY... =)

Well, This is actually an forwarded email from a friend. Enjoy!
2009/07/06 00:03 2009/07/06 00:03
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